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Sometimes Demotivational Poster

SOMETIMES - The pain of letting something precious to you go is less than the pain of holding onto it.

SOMETIMES - I wish I had a clone... But then I realise that I'd never want to live with that a*shole




TAGS: sometimes im late on purpose cubby
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

dslohand - August 31, 2011, 6:52 pm
does this mean dinner will be late?
jameswnash - October 11, 2010, 1:15 am
lol ow

pomposity -

TAGS: sometimes mistaken as flair
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - May 29, 2013, 9:04 am
It’s only easy if ya know. And now it’s easy. ty ML, GO’
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 11:41 pm
easy... poster number at the bottom, copy, paste and hit enter
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 11:23 pm
Hey, thanks ML. I need to learn how to flaunt some of the ones I’ve seen. That’s a pretty cool feature.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 9:47 pm
AHA!!! I flaunted it as a topper to the cake.
GaryO - May 28, 2013, 9:03 am
Hey, thanks, guys. And, yes Missy, we think alike. Cheers
Silverheart - May 28, 2013, 2:17 am

I 5d, faved, FBd too. Owls are cool like that.
5150monkeylove - May 28, 2013, 1:08 am
5L, added to favs, shared on FB... I still feel it isn't enough for this poster. This is AMSOME! (yes, I said amsome and meant it)
MissPriss - May 28, 2013, 12:00 am
lmao...the poster is great but the laugh is knowing about the only thing you'd do with an egg is crack it and then fry it...teehee nice 5L giggle.
Sho - May 27, 2013, 8:24 pm
Greeny - May 27, 2013, 7:40 pm


TAGS: man need silence sometimes mariand
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by mariand

Tarapin - August 2, 2011, 3:38 pm
Boot to the head Oh, wait...where's the boot?
mariand - August 2, 2011, 12:13 am
huh...I didn't know there are women around here

SOMETIMES - I need something that only you can provide Your absence

TAGS: sometimes i need your absence
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by M0rd3kaI

M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 5:33 pm
Already got that one covered :) (check my gallery if you'd like) haha, thanks for 5L's though :D
davidelite10 - August 9, 2011, 4:02 pm
5ilence is golden al5o
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Yes... Yes it is lol thanks
M0rd3kaI - August 9, 2011, 7:23 am
Thank you :) much appreciated
crankyhead - August 8, 2011, 10:33 pm
5weet 5olitude.
spacedog - August 8, 2011, 8:50 pm
Nice one M0rd3kaI.
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 5:39 pm
Or that xD "...toward my loneliness" can then be the following line lol
gas - August 8, 2011, 5:28 pm
or you can add: "but compliments are always welcome" xD
M0rd3kaI - August 8, 2011, 4:38 pm
Thanks, I will withdraw the above mentioned statement for you (lol)
gas - August 8, 2011, 2:19 pm
very nice! 5L



TAGS: ya sometimes you just want to
Rating: 3.45/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Derek - November 7, 2009, 4:55 pm
Looks like a reenactment of the Somme
timebomb - November 7, 2009, 2:50 pm
Please take my ex with you.

RUSSIA - Where vodka is cheaper than water

TAGS: russia vodka cheap water nation national mockery truth hurts sometimes
Rating: 2.35/5

More motifakes by Krissdafish

Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 3:48 am
You're a good sport Forseti.
forseti - September 10, 2010, 3:47 am
Let me get this straight: IF someone ever would make a poster like that about Germany, I would... oh... I would... I can't even tell you exactly what I would do!! It would start with a "5" and probably end with "lions", but I'm not sure... So BEWARE!!!111
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:36 am
Just to be clear.....why would cheap vodka be a bad thing?
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:24 am
I'm on it.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:23 am
no problem. I just figured he didnt get it. I made no mention of negative consequences for his actions. More of a friendly, "take a look around, please." approach. Ill report to the van, sir.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:20 am
Slow down, 5150 - a moderator is on it. Try not to police the site too much. I may seem nice and easy... but I'm more than capable.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:18 am
weird..... the message disappeared
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
True, mooooo..... but it's a username of "krissdafish" - that sounds like one of america's idiots.
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:13 am
I sent him a little pm, asking him to search for other countries in the engine. Then maybe he will understand the context here
pzykosiz - September 10, 2010, 2:06 am
we don't normally have that problem
5150monkeylove - September 10, 2010, 2:05 am
wow.. This is the first time I have ever seen someone that really "doesn't get it"
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 10, 2010, 2:01 am
No, It's a joke......and why blame America....anyone,anywhere could have made this poster
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:59 am
There's a difference between jokes and insults. This is not a joke, it's a flat out insult.
agdaniele - September 10, 2010, 1:55 am
It's a joke... in america we joke. Exaggerations are a form of humor. There are much better reasons than motifake to hate america. Broaden your search. and please lighten up, or I'll be forced to ban.
GeorgiZhukov - September 10, 2010, 1:51 am
Idiot. Insults like this make me hate the US even more.

SOMETIMES - Simply translates to one week every month !!

TAGS: pirhanas feet translates sometimes pms
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MustyK

MustyK - March 24, 2012, 6:35 am
Cheers Carebear. (o:
carebear - March 23, 2012, 4:38 pm
(carebear BANNED)

SIGMUND FREUD - Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar...

Life -

TAGS: life gives you lemons make lemonade but sometimes there are too many lemons
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - November 8, 2015, 9:14 am
So true, especially as the social/emotional demands of the holidays approach. I only got just so much sugar! Excellent, Silvy! 5L

ORDER - I wish to put order into my life. I can't. That would cause disorder into so many other lives...

MULLIGANS - Isn't the greatest golfer in history owed at least one?

TAGS: tiger woods even the best make mistakes sometimes
Rating: 3.6/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

agdaniele - December 9, 2009, 7:38 pm
If you really care about Tiger's personal life, you should be his back 9.
Derek - December 9, 2009, 3:41 pm
It appears he's had seven... but it's more likely to be eighteen.
CANADA - December 9, 2009, 3:06 pm
Me_ - December 9, 2009, 12:06 pm
Proof that all women have a price. No matter who they are or what they look like. Its all about the paper.

CHAD KROEGER - Sometimes mistaken for Kurt Cobain. How I don't know.

LIFE - Sometimes it screws you.


SOMETIMES - Sometimes you want to give up. Then you realize that you have that special someone that you love and gives you reason to live.

TAGS: sometimes you realize
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by sgtlover

gas - September 8, 2012, 8:37 pm
what better reason to live than someone that needs you.. 5L



TAGS: used is better sometimes cubby
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pzykosiz - December 26, 2010, 8:23 pm
as long as it hasn't got too many miles on it already
Cubbybear - December 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Used is still good
agdaniele - December 26, 2010, 4:40 pm
Had she not been used prior to wrapping, this gift wouldn't have come with the can of pepper spray emptied. You're welcome. 5L
ICEMAN - December 26, 2010, 3:31 pm
Aggy doesn't consider it used, he prefers "Product Testing". 5L


TAGS: assignment for january 9 swords s words seem silly sometimes
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

Cubbybear - January 9, 2010, 2:28 pm
More photos from the Family album I see...LOL! 5/5
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2010, 1:03 pm
Very Creative "5 may I have another's"
phydeaux - January 9, 2010, 12:51 pm
Very well done indeed, and a nice play on the topic! 5 Sultry Swats Sublimely Sent!

FOR WHEN THERE ARE TIMES - when you just can't find a decent outlet to plug into

SOMETIMES - You just know that on the other end of the line... there's an asshole...


TAGS: sometimes humor
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 7:08 pm
a good cigar, local pr*stitutes and a lot of whatever they drink works well on home sickness too :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:59 pm

LOL~~Yes, I remember the joke!
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:52 pm
you don't know that joke ? That guy enters say a steakhouse, and asks for the ugliest waitress, the worst type of food, hot beer, all the worst they got. When the owner asks why he answers : 'I'm travelling on business and I got homesick'. Got it ? :)
lgvernon - February 5, 2012, 6:47 pm

THAT guy would be fictitious. How could he possibly be homesick?
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 6:43 pm
if you add 'no s*x' that would be the perfect place to eat for the married guy who gets h5mesick while away on business :)


TAGS: friends pull apart sometimes cubby
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

pieman - July 25, 2010, 4:49 am
5 let downs!


TAGS: sometimes you just wish you could take it back
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:43 pm
The true conversation went something like: Lets put something on the CD player. And I answered "Why, isn't the dust enough.." True Killjoy for the night!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:35 pm
And what the hey...It just cost me a maid twice a week for the rest of my life.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Thanks Mr. C
CANADA - January 12, 2010, 11:33 pm
Great poster Bone
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:31 pm
Don't know CpnK...The title of the pic was "man crying"
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:19 pm
Ding Ding Ding...20 points for gil. Somehow pointing out short falls in cleaning just kills a night of romance.
CpnKangaroo - January 12, 2010, 10:37 pm
is that steve buschemi?
GreyScorpion - January 12, 2010, 9:27 pm
gil - January 12, 2010, 9:26 pm
my guess is there was dust on the television and he pointed it out. Been there.
Porcelina - January 12, 2010, 9:22 pm
I think it means, he had a romantic night planned out, and she just wanted to watch T.V, so he facepalmed
Zed - January 12, 2010, 9:21 pm
I don't watch television, so I don't get this one.
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 9:08 pm
Great one.
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
I hear ya Face
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 4:03 pm
F*CK Timmies!!!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 3:35 pm
four 5s, and then some Timmy hits with with a 1L...

INTERNET 101 - You're probably addicted to online porn, but at least you come off as "normal." But some perverts go too far by offering Mounds of bullshit, when all along... They're an Almond Joy.

TAGS: sometimes you feel like a nut
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:49 pm
Enough people here got Bblue bulbs from him! LOL
GreyScorpion - March 7, 2010, 8:48 pm
the subtelty of this is as smooooth as a baby's bottom, or a swift kick in the nads if you like Purple Roses from Britan. 5L
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:05 pm
Smoooooth, veggie. 5L

NEED A VACATION? - Might I suggest the West Midlands? The weather may suck but the women there are apparently veeeeery easy.

TAGS: october challenge drunk women are a sure thing sometimes
Rating: 3.07/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Nelinio - January 21, 2010, 7:13 pm
May I suggest you ACTUALLY try Northumberland. It started twice as high as the West Midlands and still managed a nearly 50% INCREASE to more than twice any other area in total
shotokishi - October 27, 2009, 7:13 pm
I used to live there
bevhillsreborn - October 26, 2009, 6:57 pm
sex is legal at 16 there, I know, I met someone from there before, nice lady.
Dude 4515 - October 26, 2009, 4:29 pm
I humbly bow before your wisdom. I also thank you for your sage advice. see you in the west Midlands

DELTABOB - Just agree with whatever she says in the Forum... at least for the next 6-7 days!

FAIL - Even the best do sometimes

TAGS: fail motifake best sometimes
Rating: 2.62/5

More motifakes by Arpaleggia

me - May 26, 2009, 11:18 pm
i know that pisses me off too

BUT MOM..... -


TAGS: sometimes ya just know
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by GaryO

sharebear - March 17, 2013, 11:36 pm
har har har!
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 9:11 am
I see how you could take that; Flash back, SNL weekend update…’I’m Chevy Chase, and you’re not’…I’ve really gotta watch my sentence structure…….
GaryO - December 4, 2012, 7:02 am
HAH! You remind me of me! Made me lol. Yes, all compliments, one for you and one for both of us. You can pee in my yard….just no pooping….yet. Great, (memorable) first start…woof (cheers)
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:16 am
And I'm not nearly as big as pussy as I sound
Rudedog - December 4, 2012, 12:11 am
Hey I'm such a dick. After looking back at my knee jerk reaction I think I misinterpreted the comment. In retrospect I think you we're responding to my rudedog name and not the fact that I said greatness and you said your are not. Lets start over. K?
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 11:42 pm
Hey didn't mean to piss in your yard. Being new, I was unaware of the motifake etiquette. I shall refrain from giving positive comments to douchebags in the future.
GaryO - December 3, 2012, 10:12 pm
Rudedog you are not, and excellent taste I might add. Sirius, welcome…create, enjoy, have fun, sit, stay.
Rudedog - December 3, 2012, 9:36 pm
MissPriss - November 21, 2012, 9:59 am
What's so funny....I love the smell of cake! I mean...chocolate cake has it's own unique aroma. Dam....5L
maoworks2 - November 21, 2012, 8:09 am
That One Smells Funny.
ughomer - November 21, 2012, 5:10 am
mariand - November 21, 2012, 12:50 am

Reflection -

I wonder about Gutenberg -



TAGS: love can sometimes be magic but magic can sometimes just be an illusion
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by rerun

Sho - March 12, 2012, 12:24 pm
It's all in the lip5
Airman - August 10, 2010, 4:33 pm
Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:06 pm
Amsome rerun. 5L
Cubbybear - August 9, 2010, 10:58 pm
Perfect picture 5/5


Language Interpretation -

SOMETIMES - we have to be told we're on fire before we feel it burning.

TAGS: fire sometimes man burning feel
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 25, 2012, 4:19 pm
It's my first day on the site and the ideas are indeed flowing like blood from an exit wound. I'm sure I will slow down after a few weeks :)
dy2012 - May 25, 2012, 3:34 pm
nice 22 posters in 1 day... your brain cells are burning!


TAGS: sometimes it must be painful
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

GreyScorpion - January 23, 2010, 9:09 pm
APT!! Apt I tell you!! ;) 5L
Bartimaeus - November 19, 2009, 6:56 am
lol Brilliant! This definitely gets a 5 from me.
LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 9:03 am
Give that dog a Bone and 5L!
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:31 pm
Bone... another incredible batch of laughs... thanks!!!
BoneCD - November 17, 2009, 11:28 pm
Well nite all you west coasters time for me to hit it. L8TR
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:12 pm
DreMagnum - November 17, 2009, 11:11 pm
I wonder what Calvin would look like mexican
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 11:10 pm
LOL... is my web cam on?!?!? How'd you get those shots?


TAGS: sometimes nature telegraphs her punches
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by Sean

agdaniele - June 3, 2009, 11:34 pm
Storm's a-comin' - better stock up[ on beer, and erase my ex's number from my cell phone.

TAGS! - As unwelcome as a brain tumour... ...and often as difficult to spot.

TAGS: tags sometimes slip through
Rating: 3.29/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - July 19, 2012, 11:20 am
Guess where I got the idea from.
Sho - July 19, 2012, 11:10 am


PEACEFUL SOLUTIONS - Sometimes they’re hard to find Sometimes you’re just not trying hard enough

TAGS: peaceful solutions sometimes they re hard to find
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Sightlesseyes

Ashson - November 30, 2008, 5:35 am
Peaceful solutions can be achieved by well meaning people trying to resolve a difference. Danegeld is not a solution. It just makes a problem worse in the long run. Hitler could have been stopped cheaply early but 'well meaning' people decided otherwise.

Sometimes -

TAGS: sometimes hard demon no one
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Rick69

mizzdizz - October 17, 2016, 2:25 am
Excellent, R-69! ^!
Reality Lord - October 16, 2016, 4:44 pm

oh goody, the halloween stuff is coming out. yay rick!
JesusWept - October 16, 2016, 8:54 am
That's brilliant, Rick! ^^^^^Up
Silverheart - October 16, 2016, 8:32 am

Hey Rick, you're sick. ^_^

saws -

TAGS: just dont cut it sometimes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by GaryO

concern3 - December 31, 2015, 5:07 am
well done a 5er
maoworks2 - December 30, 2015, 5:40 pm
ME !

it's a thin line -

TAGS: that thin line between stalker and secret admirer sometimes difficult to see until you accidentally cross it silverheart
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - June 9, 2015, 12:55 pm
Fabulously creepy! Nailed it! 5L, Silvy!
Reality Lord - June 9, 2015, 10:56 am

most excellent dude!

Sometimes -

TAGS: sometimes memories sneak out
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed
GaryO - January 2, 2015, 10:15 pm
Wo-ho! this is targeted for someone, and well aimed

The Numbers Don't Lie -

TAGS: polls question trudeau united states canada where sometimes we dont even know who we are
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 7:32 pm
Texas...the foreskin state!
rerun - March 6, 2016, 7:13 pm

You circumcised my state....
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:31 pm
Ah everything's bigger in Texas...they ain't gonna miss a little piece here or there.
MissPriss - March 6, 2016, 12:29 pm
Thanks lg!
Silverheart - March 6, 2016, 4:59 am

You cut piece of Texas off! Rerun gonna be mad! Up yours.
lgvernon - March 6, 2016, 12:13 am

Oh, snort! An UP dere!